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The scene: The slide is in the house, and the little guy decided to take his pants and under-roos off while I was on a phone call.
Me: (Hanging up the phone as he climbs on the slide) You don't want to go down that without your pants on.
A: Hehe (slides down, begins to cry). Mommy, I broke my butt.
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The scene: Sam's Club, we got an Icee as we were leaving.
A: For me, please.
Me: (Pass him the Icee in the car to take a sip.) Can Mommy have that back buddy?
A: No, mine please.
Me: Can't you share Mommy's drink with her?
A: No thanks.
...Next time at Sam's we are leaving...
A: Mommy, two Slurpees. Get one myself. (Indicating that he wants one of his very own this time).
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Anyone that knows me knows I don't like fart jokes...
A: I toot (laughter).
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A: Your hair is poppin'. Your hair is nice.
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Lately, he has been doing this odd little "huh?" when asked if he wants something and the answer is yes.
Me: Do you want a banana?
A: Huh (eyes light up and his head turns to the side)?
Me: Do you want a banana?
A: Ok!
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The scene: I'm in the kitchen cooking dinner, Jason isn't home from work yet, A is out in the backyard playing.
A: Mommy! Mom.. Oh no. Mom. Mommy, I'm stuck.
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